Performance is in the weight...

[Mic]

It's a lie!

I've worked really hard at gaining an extra 60 lbs this year, and I'm just not feeling it (besides the fact I can't see my willy anymore!)...

What did I do wrong here?

[Ed Who?]

GAINING??? WTF?? NO we at EDR like our racers like Veil! We have DPW wearing a sweatsuit like the boxers wear for 3 months now!!

[Mic]

Damnit! I knew I was doing it wrong! Should have went with first instinct!

[sanfret]

Hell just look at the little guy they have riding for them... Peter is only 70# !!

[Suitor]

GAINING??? WTF?? NO we at EDR like our racers like Veil! We have DPW wearing a sweatsuit like the boxers wear for 3 months now!!


I'm down 10lbs sense the last time Eric told me I was fat. Thanks for the complex, I'm going to go get back on the treadmill.;)

[Speed]

I lost 25 lbs on my special crash diet. Here's how it works: find a turn at the race track of your choice. Figure out maximum speed for any turn. Exceed this speed by at least ten miles per hour. Feeding tube diet in hospital causes your stomach to shrink. I now eat like a bird. Down side: helicopter flight is expensive and 3 month recovery time sucks ass. On a more positive note, I get trick titanium bits and more time to screw off on the internet!

[CBRinPDX]

we don't need to lose weight... just gain more HP.. it's not like it's expensive or anything..

[Ed Who?]

ahhh....the great battle between MYSELF and THE RIDERS...

Rider "dude, i need more hp"
Engine builder "dude, stop eating!"

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