Im in the best mood! GIT ON HERE! [Archive] - EDR Performance Insider Forum

Ed Who?

01-10-2008, 09:00 PM

flyingbutterknife

01-10-2008, 09:24 PM

GIT ON HERE FOLKS!! I have a feeling we are gonna have a HUGE post thread tonight....Belly Wrinkles and Myself are Both in AMAZING moods after some more awesome news...nooooo....not yet....be patient....and are gonna tear this bitch up tonight!!!

Lets go....ill start

Nico is an ugly bitch and i do not envy him! :angel:

I wouldnt know what Nico looks like,he is always behind me.....but as for Danny lippis,he has a very fat ass,I know this for he is always in front of me...I see the seams on his Vanson leathers being put to the test,poor leathers.

beer gut racing

01-10-2008, 09:32 PM

I'm too tired to respond, going to bed. I'll just say this...Nico is a sexy bitch and Sam will ALWAYS be behind me :na:

beer gut racing

01-10-2008, 09:39 PM

After re-reading my post, it sounds extremely GAY!!! Nico sexy, Sam behind me? WTF!!!

Ed Who?

01-10-2008, 09:39 PM

beer gut you let me down.... i got a fresh case of Tecate' cans here and am making sure i get more than 2hrs sleep tonight....one way or the other!!

flyingbutterknife

01-10-2008, 09:47 PM

I'm too tired to respond, going to bed. I'll just say this...Nico is a sexy bitch and Sam will ALWAYS be behind me :na:

Like a cobra I am waiting to strike....waiting for that one moment,that perfect,perfect moment! I have watched you for 10 years,stalking behind you on the track,waiting.....like a cobra.....waiting.....watching.....wanting.....but you run from me,why?I dont know,but some day I will pass you and on that day you will feel like a woman,and I will throw my arms in the air and laugh at you,as you cry! And at that moment,I will lead you....and you "will" follow!!! Oh,and when we go to thunderhill just remember that this was just a joke and please dont hurt me out there.....buddy....pal....

flyingbutterknife

01-10-2008, 09:53 PM

After re-reading my post, it sounds extremely GAY!!! Nico sexy, Sam behind me? WTF!!!

Why,I never new you felt that way big guy.....I am going to take a shower now....I feel unclean!

Ed Who?

01-10-2008, 09:57 PM

cue up "donttt...wannna playyyy...your cryinggggg...game...." as sam showers thinking of beer guts butt?

flyingbutterknife

01-10-2008, 09:59 PM

cue up "donttt...wannna playyyy...your cryinggggg...game...." as sam showers thinking of beer guts butt?

My stomache hurts from laughing!!!!!!This threads going south!!!!!

Ed Who?

01-10-2008, 10:02 PM

Ben Waller is a pussy whipped bitch!

Mechanicben

01-10-2008, 10:05 PM

piss offf

Ed Who?

01-10-2008, 10:07 PM

HEYYY YOOOOOOOOOOOOO....THERE IS HE! For a minute i thought "ben had become some school girl bitch" :cry::cry:

but he's back!!!!!!!

HIT IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

flyingbutterknife

01-10-2008, 10:08 PM

cue up "donttt...wannna playyyy...your cryinggggg...game...." as sam showers thinking of beer guts butt?

So honestely,I "am" thinking of beerguts butt......there is so much hair on his butt that if he were to run naked in the forest he would have every bear chasing him belching their mating calls,trying to violate that furry "wookie" looking ass!!!!

Ed Who?

01-10-2008, 10:08 PM

Just gotta wait till the REAL PUSSY WHIPPED guy Belly Wrinkles tucks in the misses and says "gotta go to the shop next door and work" to get on here!!

Ed Who?

01-10-2008, 10:09 PM

So honestely,I "am" thinking of beerguts butt......there is so much hair on his butt that if he were to run naked in the forest he would have every bear chasing him belching their mating calls,trying to violate that furry wookie"" looking ass!!!!

I think as a joke, im gonna put the other side of velco INSIDE his leathers when not looking.... LOL can you imagine him TRYING to "UN VELCO" himself out of them! ooohh my god...im stuck...helpppppppppp :76:

flyingbutterknife

01-10-2008, 10:11 PM

Just gotta wait till the REAL PUSSY WHIPPED guy Belly Wrinkles tucks in the misses and says "gotta go to the shop next door and work" to get on here!!

He's not pussy whipped....he's just "man challanged".....be nice To Belchy Winkles,he's sensitive!

flyingbutterknife

01-10-2008, 10:13 PM

I think as a joke, im gonna put the other side of velco INSIDE his leathers when not looking.... LOL can you imagine him TRYING to "UN VELCO" himself out of them! ooohh my god...im stuck...helpppppppppp :76:

The back of my neck hurts from laughing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mechanicben

01-10-2008, 10:16 PM

Barry truly is a bitch!!!!

Mechanicben

01-10-2008, 10:18 PM

thanks, Dorn.... billy bob eat your heart out!!

Ed Who?

01-10-2008, 10:18 PM

I LOVE THE WALLERS NEW AVATAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Everyone has a fake one, but ben is using his high school yearbook pic!

flyingbutterknife

01-10-2008, 10:19 PM

Dude,your avatar rocks.....where did you get that picture a Barry at the mall???

flyingbutterknife

01-10-2008, 10:22 PM

I LOVE THE WALLERS NEW AVATAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Everyone has a fake one, but ben is using his high school yearbook pic!

Wow Ben,you were in pretty good shape in highschool,but lets be honest now.....you didnt need to covor "santas little helper"with your hat,we all know the bottle cap would have done just as good a job!!!

Ed Who?

01-10-2008, 10:23 PM

Mechanicben

01-10-2008, 10:26 PM

I LOVE THE WALLERS NEW AVATAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Everyone has a fake one, but ben is using his high school yearbook pic!

where is the pirate that used to be on the website????? i know you must still have it in your favorite list!!

Ed Who?

01-10-2008, 10:28 PM

Done!

Ed Who?

01-10-2008, 10:29 PM

"hellooo...there Boyz...wow Your All So Handsome In Your Leathers...but Is There Room In There For A Pirate And A 5th?"

flyingbutterknife

01-10-2008, 10:30 PM

Wow,from drunkin Santa to gay boner infested pirate.....Damn Ben,you get around!!!!Nice!!!!

Ed Who?

01-10-2008, 10:31 PM

GOOGLE is amazing...i typed in 'Ben waller as a pirate" and that pic came up! Seems his second job maybe??

Mechanicben

01-10-2008, 10:32 PM

Now that is funny.....i wonder how you really found that link in the first place????

flyingbutterknife

01-10-2008, 10:33 PM

I heard Dave makes him wear that at work everyday!!!!

flyingbutterknife

01-10-2008, 10:35 PM

Im out....thanks for the gut hurting laughter....way too much fun!!!!!!!

Mechanicben

01-10-2008, 10:35 PM

no comment!!

Ed Who?

01-10-2008, 10:50 PM

Now that is funny.....i wonder how you really found that link in the first place????

seriously..i go to google and typed "Gay pirate" it was the first thing that came up....pretty funny!

Ed Who?

01-10-2008, 10:52 PM

ok, no one else wanted to play...lame. the off topic is just that....off topic....

Hypnotiq

01-10-2008, 11:07 PM

Nico is an ugly bitch and i do not envy him! :angel:

Flattery won't make you any more $ from me. :p

Hypnotiq

01-10-2008, 11:07 PM

I'm too tired to respond, going to bed. I'll just say this...Nico is a sexy bitch and Sam will ALWAYS be behind me :na:

that was ghey but us furry, bald guys gotta stick together. lol

Hypnotiq

01-10-2008, 11:08 PM

I heard a rumor that Dorn and Burgess were an item. :eek:

Hypnotiq

01-10-2008, 11:09 PM

ok, no one else wanted to play...lame. the off topic is just that....off topic....

Late to the game. Bayliss didn't want to go to sleep and kept pissing Rossi off.

Ed Who?

01-10-2008, 11:13 PM

I heard a rumor that Dorn and Burgess were an item. :eek:

fuck you. that guy should think more and talk less!!

Hypnotiq

01-10-2008, 11:22 PM

Just caught up on the drama over there. I've been in that same spot you scratch your ass and Belly picks his nose and had a red shirt on. its a non issue.

Hypnotiq

01-11-2008, 12:01 AM

Where did everyone fucking go?

Danny crapped out early cuz the old lady told him to get his furry ass in bed.
Eric and Burgess are off somewhere in a forum making out.
Federico is off masturbating to the thought of Danny's ass in front of him.
And Ben is off trying to find a new witty avatar.

Which leaves me here listening to my wife, the dog, and the puppy all snoring loudly and out of sync.

LAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

EmDee

01-11-2008, 12:07 AM

Man, I feel like I missed something after just loggin in from a long nights worth of meetings. Lets see:

Lippis suffers from Sasquatch ass
Sam suffers from staring at Danny's dingleberry's for too long
Belly Winkles is still tucking in the Mrs - atta boy! http://www.iconplaza.com/images/icons/37/dick.gif
Wallers a pussy whipped butt pirate with a raging cannon
Dornmiesta has hot flashes for Burgess
Nicos going for the frequent poster reward program instead of replying in one post

So far, I'm gonna follow in the footsteps of Barry and tuck in my Mrs! http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/sex005.gif

ProZach

01-11-2008, 12:09 AM

Just gotta wait till the REAL PUSSY WHIPPED guy Belly Wrinkles tucks in the misses and says "gotta go to the shop next door and work" to get on here!!

But really, I just got home from Belly's place, and no shit!!! That's what he did!!!:signs004:

Hypnotiq

01-11-2008, 12:14 AM

Too late Mark, we took the liberty of tucking her in for you already. :eek:

ProZach

01-11-2008, 12:15 AM

Too late Mark, we took the liberty of tucking her in for you already. :eek:

Wow! that was quick... already got a pm from Mark asking where you live:44:

Hypnotiq

01-11-2008, 12:24 AM

How many times do I have to tell the guy...no 3somes!!!! :eek:

ProZach

01-11-2008, 12:37 AM

How many times do I have to tell the guy...no 3somes!!!! :eek:

OIC... now it's all coming together...

Ed Who?

01-11-2008, 08:29 AM

Zach you gonna push the balls out this year and race again? or just sulk around the pits with a girl following you again??

ProZach

01-11-2008, 08:53 AM

Zach you gonna push the balls out this year and race again? or just sulk around the pits with a girl following you again??

I'm doing it man.... I'm really doing it!

Hypnotiq

01-11-2008, 09:02 AM

I'm doing it man.... I'm really doing it!

I've heard that for a couple years now... :p

ProZach

01-11-2008, 10:25 AM

I've heard that for a couple years now... :p

Hey I have made a few select appearances… I got some things out of the way this year :p

roktbox

01-11-2008, 01:34 PM

speaking of pussy whipped you guys know/met Roketbox? that dude wears the apron that says "kiss the cook" while cleaning house and polishing his boss(wife) Buicks' 20" DUBS!!

Come on Rktbox....dont be tender!

Actually it says "Lick My Balls", but since I had retired early from the study I wasn't in any position to defend my honor last night. In fact, your entire statement is without merit and I demand an apology .... or a discount on my next purchase.